The NBA is right around the corner and I couldn’t be more excited. The NBA is my version of the NFL. I absolutely love it. NBA league pass has been ordered, fantasy drafts have taken place, and my yearly therapy session on the Supersonics move has gotten my mind right. At the risk of sounding cocky, I dare say I know more about the NBA than 99% of people out there.Today I am going to bless you, and your wallets with some of that knowledge. Since Seattle no longer has a team I have adopted the Houston Rockets. I stuck with the Thunder when they moved and loved that they drafted James Harden. When he got traded, I traded who I was rooting for. Today I am going to tell you my predictions for playoff seeding in both conferences and pick winners in each playoff series. A lot can change based on injury but as it sits now these are my predictions.
1. Golden State Warriors – Rarely do you win a championship and are still able to say nobody believes in is.
2. Los Angeles Clippers – They will be able to close out tight games with Chris Paul and Paul Pierce. The addition of Lance will you make you dance will help provide another playmaker. I also like there team chemistry as it seems like they had some real bonding time this summer.
3. Houston Rockets – They are the deepest in the league. The addition of Lawson will help get Harden off the ball and allow him to catch and attack the defense instead of having them set trying to stop him.
4. San Antonio Spurs – They learned their lesson last year when they didn’t clinch home court in any round of the playoffs. Look for them to continue to rest everyone but still clinch home court advantage in round 1.
5. Oklahoma City Thunder – Durant and Westbrook are the best 1-2 combo in the league. Ibaka is a good 3rd option if he stops taking so many long jump shots. Outside of them I guess Enes Kanter, Mitch McGary, and Dion Waiters are supposed to get me excited?
6. New Orleans Pelicans – Anthony Davis.
7. Memphis Grizzlies – They kept basically the same team they had last year just got another year older. To quote Aunt Bee from The Andy Griffith Show “You’re no spring chicken anymore.”
8. Utah Jazz – The 8th spot in the west is wide open. I picked the Jazz mainly because I don’t like any of the other teams very much. I am putting my trust into you Gordan Haywood and Rudy Gobert. Don’t let me down.
1. Cleveland Cavaliers – Shocker that they are number one.
2. Chicago Bulls – I like that they got a new coach off season. Down low with Noah, Gasol, Gibson, and Mirotic will be a tough matchup for anyone. I am a little worried about the Rose/Butler situation but chances are Derick will miss a lot of game so it really won’t matter.
3. Miami Heat – I am in love with the heat this year. D-Wades health is always a concern, but there starting lineup is as good as anyone’s in the league.
4. Washington Wizards – It’s a tossup between them and the Bucks at number 5. I think Beal is due for a good season and Otto Porter will finally show why he was a lottery pick.
5. Milwaukee Bucks – I have a vested interest in the Bucks because there is chance no matter how small that they move to Seattle. I like their talent but am not quite sure how Greg Monroe will fit in.
6. Atlanta Hawks – I didn’t think they were THAT good last year. They were solid but never for one second did I think they were title contenders. The loss of DeMarre Carroll will hurt them more than the average fan thinks.
7. Toronto Raptors – Kyle Lowry is in shape. I know it’s nice when an athlete who gets paid millions a year to play basketball can show up in shape, but Lowry rarely has. Look for him to dominate and make the all-star team with Kyrie being hurt
8. Boston Celtics – They will squeak into the playoffs much like last year. There best player is Isiah Thomas then after that who knows? Evan Turner? If you want to see something funny watch LeBron James guard Turner. LeBron looks like he is trying to steal Turner’s soul away.
Playoffs – Round 1
Warriors vs Jazz=Warriors in 4
Clippers vs Grizzlies=Clippers in 6
Rockets vs Pelicans=Rockets in 6
Spurs vs Thunder=Thunder in 7
Cavaliers vs Celtics=Cavaliers in 4
Bulls vs Raptors=Bulls in 5
Heat vs Hawks=Heat in 6
Wizards vs Bucks=Wizards in 6
Warriors vs Thunder=Warriors in 6
Clippers vs Rockets=Rockets in 7
Cavaliers vs Wizards= Cavaliers in 5
Bulls vs Heat= Bulls in 7
Warriors vs Rockets=Rockets in 7
Cavaliers vs Bulls=Cavaliers in 6
Cavaliers vs Rockets= Cavaliers in 6
Khloe Kardashian Adopted
—Breaking news this morning online as a never released episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians got leaked with shocking news. In the never before seen episode Bruce and Kris were heard talking in the kitchen about how happy he was that Kris adopted Khloe in August of 1985. Bruce was heard saying that Khloe was by far his favorite of the bunch including his own daughters Kendall and Kylie.
It is unclear whether this is news that all the siblings knew but didn’t want released or if nobody had any idea that she was ever adopted. The big winner in all this news is James Harden. While yes he is dating a Kardashian she doesn’t share the blood as the rest of them. Hopefully that will be enough to not ruin his career. I know you may be thinking what about Lamar? It ruined him. While yes that may be true, Lamar was unstable to begin with.
We have reached out to every member of the Kardashian family including their 3rd cousin Bagrat, but have yet to hear back from any of them.
Some have doubts that this story was “accidently” leaked and are claiming it was actually a media ploy to boost ratings for the show. While we can’t confirm that, we can say it doesn’t seem to match with the Kardashian’s character. They seem like the last family who would ever leak private things in order to boost ratings.
All we know for sure is that this news explains a lot about Khloe.